Ugadi Rasi Phala for VLSI folks

 

🪐 Silicon Rasi Phalalu 2026 🪐

(Purely fictional… just like our schedules 😄)

🛠️ 

PD Engineers (Saturn - Adhidevatha)


Saturn in own house (Kumbha) 🪐

  • Lot of work, lot of pressure

  • Results ∝ Hard work

  • Savings good (no time to spend 😅)

  • Income always less than expected

  • Work-life balance: 😂😂

  • Role: lol | Responsibilities: many

  • Insults: high | Recognition: delayed but good


Mercury strong → jugaad solutions, tapeouts will happen 💡

Venus strong → you’ll still somehow enjoy the grind


👉 Remedy: Do some actual runs along with daily runs 🏃‍♂️

💻 

RTL Engineers (Jupiter - Adhidevatha)


Jupiter moving to Mesha 🔥

  • New designs (not just incremental updates)

  • Learn new protocols → great roles 🚀

  • Jupiter + Rahu till Nov → miss things now, fix later 😬

  • Income ↑ Expenses ↑

  • Respect & recognition high

  • Work-life balance: lol


👉 Remedy: Be nice to PD folks… give clean RTL 🙏

🧪 

Verification Engineers (Mars - Adhidevatha)

  • Speed ↑ → Quality ↓ risk ⚠️

  • Organized + patient = success

  • Income & expenses average

  • Work-life balance better 👍

  • Ketu effect → focus issues


👉 Remedy: Don’t troll PD folks and their status reports 😂

🔍 

DFT Engineers (Moon - Adhidevatha)

  • Emotional about coverage 🌙

  • Perfectionists but lots of rework

  • Enjoy work (sometimes at others’ expense 😅)

  • Income, respect, recognition ↓

  • Work-life balance better


👉 Remedy: Be ready for constant changes 🔁

👔 

Managers (Sun - Adhidevatha)

  • Saturn strong → leadership struggles

  • Insults ↑ Respect ↑ (balanced suffering 😄)

  • Income ↓ Expenses ↑

  • Meetings + conflicts unlimited


👉 Remedy: Switch back to technical roles 😏

📊 

Program Managers (Mercury - Adhidevatha)

  • Doing well, but Rahu → illusion of status 👀

  • Surprises guaranteed

  • Income ↑ Expenses ↓

  • Status ≠ Reality


👉 Remedy: Don’t trust status blindly… check logs yourself 🔍

⚠️ Disclaimer:

These rasi phalalu are purely fictional… just like our schedules.

Not to be used for any serious decision-mak 😄

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Comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM

    Please post Phalalu for audience team

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  2. AnonymousMarch 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM

    Last punch adhurs 😂

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousMarch 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM

    I think I have Venus strong 😊..

    ReplyDelete

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