KPI for a husband

 Key Performance Indicators for a husband


Understand red and maroon are two different colours  (marooned is diff boss)

Able to differentiate between toor dal and Channa dal

Able to differentiate between idly ravva and upma ravva

Less than three defects per month on pressure cooker related tasks

Differentiate between leafy vegetables like Palak, chukkakura, methi, thotakura, gongura

Expert level if you can differentiate between white gongura and red gongura and koyya tothakura 

Staff grade if you can identify colours peach and rani pink

If you can differentiate sambar and rasam powders, idly and dosa batter

Principal level if you can help without goof up and without defects on preparation of avakaya, magaya, chintakaya pickles and vadiyalu

Senior principal if you can differentiate and negotiate on your own the banaras, Mysore, ikkath, Gadwal, pyThani, Kanchipuram, Narayanpet, pochampalli silk sarees…

Fellow if you know the details and specifications of at least three nomulu like kailasagowri, nandikeswara nomu and lakshavatthula nomu…

Comments

  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2024 at 7:22 AM

    Looks realistic wrt VLSI domain well written 👌👌👌

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 6:11 AM

    Another one to remember birthdays and other important days of your wife and her own family

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM

    Very nice .. Iam below expert level

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  4. AnonymousMarch 2, 2024 at 5:56 PM

    Super one Satya san, designations upgrade beyond skill sets mapped to our terminologies... hahaha

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  5. SameeraApril 28, 2024 at 4:57 PM

    Inthaki ma annayya e level lo unnaaru...?

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